Pisces (Feb 19-March 20) Happy B.Day to the fish of the zodiac. The Goddesses of the Zone grant you entrance into our private legion. We have enlisted you in counter intelligence operations. Your complete obedience is the only requirement. Your call sign: “sushi”. Your mission: to protect your superiors with your life.
Aries (March 21-April 19) You have been dealt a reflection. Something which was once your is now before you again. It is being presented so that you may wish adieu one last time. Completion will be attained once closure has been consummated. You will then be permitted to rise to the plateau of plenty where you will be honoured.
Taurus (April 20-May 19) Why do some of you keep our interest while the rest of you, well, barely become a fuzzy navel memory? What is the secret to intrigue? It is the ability to portray the dark, mysterious and disturbed side of the soul. One need not speak in order to convey a message. Empty silence roars louder than a thousand canon blasts.
Gemini (May 20-June 21) A wise woman once said “You can destroy your now by worrying about tomorrow.” By the great Janis Joplin. Dread one day at a time. It is the only way to avoid a short in your
circuit box. God knows that it is fragile and already going haywire. Let your spirit stand on the brink of insanity.
Cancer (June 22-July 22) You are transfixed in a state of “not knowing” and there you are lost in the confusing primal dance of knowledge. Your desire to quench your th irst is truly incomprehensible to those who can satisfy it. It’s time to tear out your soul and proudly throw it in their face. The inevitable is on its way.
Leo (July 23-Aug 23) You are literally crying out for an awakening. You are down on your knees, in a sea of broken glass. Screaming, yelling, demanding attention. You will no longer be denied, no longer be subjugated. You know who you are and where the hell you came from. It is time to let loose the animal within you.
Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 22) The hunger to realize your goals is almost carnal in nature. You are at your peak, hardening, preparing, waiting for the inevitable explosion. Self-actualization is the greatest of all resolution phases. Don’t hold back. Let the dam burst the floodgates wide open. The future is literally in your hands.
Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22) Confusion and pain always arise whenever mortals do not
obey us. We are only trying to illuminate the road to greener pastures. We know the truth, the light, the wisdom. We have powers, foresight. The gift of Gods. Submit completely to that which is greater than you and perfection will be shared with you.
Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21 ) A great, great man once said “I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder, chaos, especially activity that seems to have no meaning.” Let us take the time to pay homage to a legendary visionary: Jim Morrison…wish we had been there with you man. Could’ve been so beautiful, so extraordinary.
Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 22) May these words from your celestial spirit guides comfort you: never hold back, always stray to the outer limits of probability. This is one of our major philos in life. May you experience every bitter sweet experience we have experienced. Remember: it’s not about knowledge. Let live man.
Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 19) The Angels of the Twilight Zone have come down to your mortal level, forbut a moment. To share something truly profound. We love, care and think about you. These expressionsof sincerity might provide you with a touch of magic to lighten-up your life. Don’t worry, we haveplenty magic to spare.