Pisces (Feb 19-March 20) Change is in the air. However, you are feeling ignored and unwanted. But cheer up “sushi” we still love ya. You are headed in a new direction. There is also a possibility of new romance. Keep those hawk eyes peeled.

Aries (March 21-April 19) You are feeling energetic and self-assured. Ideas will no longer be vague and cloudy. They will burst forth in an expression of creativity. Your libido is inflamed with unanswered cravings.

Taurus (April 20-May 19) You-hoo… Anyone home? Knock-Knock! Anybody there? Guess who? No this is not some lame knock-knock joke. It’s not funny. Stop laughing. By the way, the house of romance signals a turning point. Ya, whatever, eh! Odds are on the latter. T.T.F.N.

Gemini (May 20-June 21) Control freak in your life gets worse. That’s good news for some. Rethink your old ideas and beliefs. Difficult decision will be made and overcome. You’ll see. You’ll be fine. Fine and fancy free. Knock-Knock.

Cancer (June 22-July 22) Settle some scores with some back stabbing rotten cold hearted depressing annoying bitchy repugnant hateful despicable enemies. Once the blood settles, you’ll have a clearer vision of what you want and what you won’t settle for. Its spring-cleaning time.

Leo (July 23-Aug 23) Exciting relationships on the horizon. There is plenty to chose from, not. Be careful. You could do something, which you’ll regret in the morning. Too much confidence could lead to em-

barrassing results.

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 22) Problem will be resolved by taking out what is useless. You feel tense and short-tempered. Too bad, so sad, but we’re glad. Facial expressions if not monitored will lead to stressful encounters. Yours, not your loved one’s, you twit.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22) Get up, stand up. Stand up for your rights. No one else will do it for you! Go ahead. Just go ahead and settle for second hand. This is not a recording. Be idealistic and not realistic. Why not? You’ve got plenty to lose in this unfulfilling venture. 2 thumbs down!

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21 ) Steamy romance is what you want and you’ll get it. It won’t last. It is short term. Careful who knows about it. Don’t want to lose those precious fingers. Anything that can be lost, delayed and or mixed up, will be. Have a nice day.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 22) Still need to evolve. “Beware of dog” sign should be in your window. You might have to ride out some tense situations with your conjoint. Good Luck. Keep evolving. Thelma & Louise salute you. This is all the reassurance you’ll get. So there you go!

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 19) You want to show off the “more together” you. Something you’ve hidden well so far. Problems and misunderstandings will emerge. Nothing new for the new you. Strained to the point of nasty, you are. You go girl.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18) We forgot the poor little aqua’s last issue. Please excuse the technicaldifficulties. After all, only computers make mistakes. We do not. Anyway, you are unusually passionate(oh la la) this month. Something new and fun is certainly tempting you, isn’t it! Go for it. But bewarned, you are still being watched.