The Message is in the lyrics

(no need to spin the record backwards!)

While sitting in the dark surrounded by a haze of smoke (don’t ask…),imagining the worst (let’s not go there Louise says…), we came up with a dementedidea of how to make the Twilight Zoners scream this time around. So we challenge you,our devote readers, to decode your message, along with the name of the song andartist(s) that accompanies it.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

“You’re a real tough cookie with a long history. Of breaking little hearts like you wanted me. That’s okay, let’s see how you do it. Put up the deuce. Let’s get down to it… Fire away”

HINT: Every girt knows this legendary song and artist of the 80’s.

Leo (July 23-Aug 23)

“How many years can a mountain exist, before it is washed to the sea. Yes and how many years can some people exist before they’re allowed to be free. Yes and how many times can a man turn his head and pretend that he just doesn’t see. The answer my friend is…”

Hint His son is mighty fine looking. As for dad, he’s a harmonica and guitar visionary.

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 22)

” …all in my brain. Anything just don’t seem the same. Acting funny but I don’t know why. ‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky…Don’t know if I’m coming up or down. Am I happy or in misery. What ever it is that girl put a spell on me…”

Hint He was considered THE best guitarist ever. This song is synonymous with him.

Libra (Sept 23-0ct 22)

“Take it easy. Try to slow down girl. That’s no way to go… Take it easy. Try to cool it girl. Take it nice and slow… I can see what you want. But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun, so…”

Hint Scandinavian quartet. This songs gives you quite an aerobic workout.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21)

“I got a fever raging in my heart. You make me shiver and shake. Baby, don’t stop, take it to the top, eat it like a piece of cake. You’re coming closer I can hear you breath. You drive me crazy when you start to tease. You can bring the devil to his knees.” Hint Tell this band that platforms are back in and they’ll smack you on the lips. They won’t be in Hell, but it’s pretty close.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 22)

“You take the evening one on one, you’re only living to have fun. You want to use me, take me home tonight. I’ll make you wish that you were mine. You’re struck by lightning…(?)…Turn around. Remember me.”

Hint Major 80’s Band. This is their first song on their album “Invasion of your privacy”

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 19)

“Oh Lord won’t you buy me a night on the town. I’m counting on you Lord please don’t let me down. Prove that You love me and buy the next round. Oh Lord won’t you buy me a night on the town.”

Hint This was her last album before she died of a Heroin overdose on Oct 4, 1970. -RIP-

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

“Look like nothing’s gonna change. Everything still remains the same. I can’t do what ten people tell me to do. So I guess I’ll remain the same. Sitting here resting my bones. And this loneliness won’t leave me alone…”

Hint James Brown referred to this man as THE King of SouL This song made his career.

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)

“Have you ever been close to tragedy, or close to folks who have. Have you ever felt a pain so powerful, so heavy you collapsed? No? Well… Oh, never had to knock on wood. But I know someone who has. Which makes me wonder if I could. It makes me wonder if I should.”

Hint This Band is bringing SKA music back to the limelight with this smash song.

Aries (March 21-April 19)

“Buddy you’re a young man, hard man. Shouting in the street. Gonna take on the world someday. You got blood on your face. You big disgrace. Waving you’re banner all over the place…” Hint This song has some pretty bad ass acoustics jammin’ in it. The Band is another name you might call us.

Taurus (April 20-May 19)

“I want to know what you’re feeling. I want crawl under your skin. I want know how you feel in me. Naked. I like you naked. And when I fake it you like me more. Exploring the taste I’m touching. You’re watching I’m watching you…yeah.”

Hint One of the most daring and provocative debutante artist(late 90’s). She crosses over the gender barrier with her name This song is about what you want to hear, so…

Gemini (May 20-June 21)

“People see you having fun. Just a lying in the sun and tell them that you like it this way. It’s the work that we avoid and we’re all self-employed. We love to work at nothing all day.” Hint In 1974 this Canadian Band came out with this song which was inspired by CCR and the WHO.

*If by some chance (snicker) that you are musically challenged, you can find the answersby looking to the classifieds (cheaters).