“I was hurt that first day when they told me to keep an eye
out,” stated Officer Gak, the newest addition to the brave
boys guarding the PM.

“I’ll match my eye against any two they have. I don’t blink so I’ve got an advantage,” said the alien from the Andromeda System. “Besides I hear this is a cushy job, what with the PM and his wife being such security experts. I mean did you see that throat grab? He could teach me a few things. So I consider this assignment a chance to learn a few things,” Zak added.

Zak came in third in his graduating class much to the surprise of his now proud parents. “My baby is growing up,” gushed mother Frod.