Aries (March 21 -April 19)

Happy belated Birthday to our dear rambunctious ram. Everything is la-di-da for you really. Plan days of non-stop action. You have plenty of energy to spare you square. So take care.

Taurus (April 20-May 19)

Listen to call of the wild. You are becoming more impulsive, go with it. Your confidence streak is unbeatable. You are being testy with those around you. Listen to what makes your heart pound and you won’t go wrong.

Gemini (May 20-June 21 )

Schmooze or loose buddy. What are you waiting for? Quit pressing on your life “snooze” button. Your scheming mind will work wonders for you. Just gotta get up and manipulate it to your specifications.

Cancer (June 22-July 22)

If you can’t get the cuddling you deserve, get a teddy bear. At least you won’t spend anymore lonely nights. You will finally be able to brag about having someone in your bed. Make all of your “friends” jealous!

Leo Quly 23-Aug 23)

Arrange for change. This means that you should plan a trip: in reality or just fake it. You’re good at that. You are getting tired of the same old, boring products that your mind produces. Take a risk for once.

Virgo (Aug 24-Sept 22)

Let your imagination run totally wild. It does good to get of a rut. No holds barred. Let go off your inhibitions. Otherwise, fear of the unknown will further drive you into the hole that you call a life.

Libra (Sept 23-Oct 22)

Drop the attitude. It’s just not working for you anymore. You need to assert your independence. Now is your chance to test

your wings of wisdom. Take it or leave it. You’ll be sorry if don’t. Go conservative. Buy an RRSR Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21 ) Indulge in the unknown. A little deviance never hurt anyone really. Test the dark side of the moon and drop the holier than thou attitude. The quality of our life might change.

For better or worse, who knows or cares, eh!

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 22)

Get a bucket full of pennies. Drop them down a well.

Maybe then, and only then will your greatest wish come true. By the way, make no promises unless you can keep them. You have what we call loveaphobia complex, deal with it.

Capricorn (Dec 23-Jan 19)

Blow-ups are on the way. Be on your guard. Don’t say the wrong thing. You can hook up with a long lost love. Maybe. We’re just guessing. But that gives you some hope at least, doesn’t it. As long as there is hope, right?!

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 18)

Give in to all for-bidden urges.

Nothing is sacred anymore. You have learned this the hard way. You want true happiness bad enough and you can’t even

taste it! Take a taste test. You’re turning into a hot shot in hot spots. Ouch!

Pisces (Feb 19-March 20)

Your difficult temperament is not getting you anywhere. Don’t

run too far, you don’t know where you’re going. Please, if someone says jump to you-don’t say howhigh. You don’t want to look like the fools around you now do you?